Corrupt a Wish*~

This is very simple and very fun.You can be as cretive as you want.The game goes like this:
Someone makes a wish and it come true(Not really..)Then the next person has to corrupt it.
Example:I wish for a million bucks.
*It comes true*
But the money was stolen from a bank and you're being arrested.And etc...

I'll go first
I wish I were a vampire

*Comes true*

You spend the rest of ur undead life wanting to kill ur friends.

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I wish for my cough to go away.

*Comes true*
You get terminal cancer....And have two months to live.

I wish for a rainy day...So I won't have to be stuck under the hot sun...

*comes true*
it rains all day and creates floods and ppl get in car accidents.

I wish for a pony

*comes true*
The pony kicks you multiple times and you are stuck in the hospital.

I wish to ace all my exams...

*comes true*
You failed all instead


I wish for a better internet connection..

*wish comes true*
You have too good interenet connection and people can see you through the internet o.O

i wish to be loved.

*Comes true*
You are hated by your frinds because the boy who loves you is your frind's boyfriend...

I wish to have a million bucks!

*comes true*
Its Quickly robbed away by a guy in a yellow sweater

I wish for some pretty perfume

*comes true*
The perfume attracts all animals and you end up getting pecked to death O.o

I wish for my own house.

*comes true*
The house is infested by rats

I wish for no pain in life...

wish granted but your pinky finger always hurts.

i wish for nebraska to become part of canada. XP

*comes true*
Internal wars happen everyday

I wish for something to do

granted but you have to do something you dislike.

i wish to not be so sleepy.

*comes true*
but you can't sleep again for the rest of your life O.o

I wish for true happiness...

It comes true yet your friends are always miserable and are jealous of you...

I wish for endless days of happiness...

granted but all the happiness gets super annoying.

i wish for the comfiest pillow ever.

*granted* its too comfy to even sleep on

i wish for a new purse

granted but its so big you can never find anything in it.

i wish for a new car.

*granted*
but the car is haunted and drives and does stuff by its self.. scary.

I wish to be zit free!

granted but it is so great that you are hunted for your skin.
(ew...thats terrible. but i couldnt think of anything else. ={ XD)

i wish for an explanation.

XD
Granted but you learn so much more than you wanted to know, it's disturbing and will keep you up at night...

I wish for Del Taco!!!!

granted but they give you the wrong meal and you cant return it.

i wish for nondiet pepsi.

:[ sad del taco order ruined haha.

Granted! But the pepsi magically turns into diet, ew. X]

I wish for the ability to speak my feelings to someone..

Granted but..The person knows too much 'bout you and blackmails you...

I wish to be photogenic(like Luna!)